I Don't Hike to Add Years, I Like to Spend Them Tee

I Don't Hike to Add Years, I Like to Spend Them Tee

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$34.89 USD $49.89 USD
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I Don't Hike to Add Years, I Like to Spend Them Tee
  • I Don't Hike to Add Years, I Like to Spend Them Tee
  • I Don't Hike to Add Years, I Like to Spend Them Tee
I Don't Hike to Add Years, I Like to Spend Them Tee
I Don't Hike to Add Years, I Like to Spend Them Tee

👕 Comfort Colors® 1717                •  ✿ 100% Cotton

↔ Relaxed Fit                                        •   ⚖️ Heavyweight Fabric • 6.1 oz

$34.89 USD $49.89 USD

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About this tee

About this tee

I Don’t Hike to Add Years to My Life. I Hike to Spend Them. 🥾💀

A bold vintage-inspired hiking tee with a dark sense of humor for people who would rather spend their years on the trail than sitting at home.

Featuring a rugged skeleton hiker with a backpack and trekking poles, walking through a dramatic mountain landscape at sunset, paired with bold retro typography:

I DON’T HIKE
TO ADD YEARS
— I HIKE TO SPEND THEM —

Perfect for hikers, backpackers, campers, mountain lovers, outdoor enthusiasts, trail lovers, and adventure seekers who believe life is meant to be lived outdoors. A unique hiking gift for men and women, especially for hiking buddies, seasoned adventurers, camping trips, birthdays, national park visits, and anyone who lives for the next trail.

This Comfort Colors® 1717 tee has a soft, broken-in feel with a relaxed unisex fit and heavyweight garment-dyed cotton.

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight garment-dyed fabric
  • Relaxed unisex fit
  • Printed to order

Keep it looking good

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Avoid ironing directly over the print.

Shipping & delivery

Orders are processed within 2–5 business days. US delivery typically takes 5–8 business days after processing.

US shipping is $4.99, free on orders over $75.

Our 30-Day Guarantee

Not happy with your tee? Contact us within 30 days and we'll refund you. No return needed.

Ordered the wrong size? Contact us within 30 days and we'll send a replacement.

Email info@georgihouse.com with your order number.

FOLLOW THE WILD. FIND YOUR WAY.

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Keep it looking good

To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
Why You'll Love This Design

Our dedication to excellence extends beyond materials; it encompasses the artistry and craftsmanship illustrated in every piece we create.

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FAQ

What is the return policy?

You have 30 days from your purchase date to request a refund or a size swap. Not happy with your tee? Keep it — no need to send it back — and we'll refund you. Need a different size? We'll ship a replacement, no return required. Just email us at info@georgihouse.com with your order number.
Are any purchases final sale?

No. Every tee comes with our 30-day refund or size-swap guarantee — no exceptions and no need to send anything back.
When will I get my order?

Orders are processed within 2-5 business days. Once shipped, delivery typically takes 5-8 business days within the US. You'll get a shipping confirmation email with tracking as soon as your order is on its way.
Where are your products manufactured?

We use a print-on-demand model, which means each tee is printed and finished close to you — whether that's here in the US or through trusted partners abroad — so you get it faster and we keep waste low. We carefully vet every manufacturing partner for quality and fair labor practices.
How much does shipping cost?

Flat rate shipping within the US is just $4.99 — and it's completely free on orders over $75. You'll always see the exact shipping cost at checkout before you pay.