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The Very First Picture of Me Hiker Hoodie
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$79.89 USD
Regular price
$94.89 USD
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FIND YOUR COMFORTABLE.
The Very First Picture of Me Hiker Hoodie
🧥 Comfort Colors® 1567 • ✿ 80% Cotton / 20% Polyester
↔ Relaxed Fit • ⚖️ Heavyweight Fleece • 9.5 oz
Sale price
$79.89 USD
Regular price
$94.89 USD
★★★★★ 30 Day Happiness Guarantee!
FIND YOUR COMFORTABLE.
A FIT FOR YOUR PACE.
“Height and weight. No tape measure.”
Less than 1% of hikers use our 30-day money-back guarantee.
Made to order, just for you. ❤️
About this tee
About this Hoodie
The very first picture of me. 🧬🏔️🍺
A hilarious vintage-inspired hiking hoodie featuring a little sperm character on a mountain adventure, complete with a backpack, hiking pole, mountain scenery, and a cold beer in hand. The playful “THE VERY FIRST PICTURE OF ME” design turns a cheeky reproductive joke into a fun outdoor graphic.
Perfect for hikers, backpackers, campers, beer lovers, dads, funny-gift shoppers, and anyone who appreciates clever adult humor. A hilarious gift for birthdays, bachelor parties, Father's Day, camping trips, hiking buddies, or anyone with a slightly twisted sense of humor.
Why you'll love it
- Soft, comfortable unisex hoodie
- Funny vintage outdoor illustration
- Clever sperm hiker design
- Great conversation starter
- Perfect for hikers, campers & outdoor lovers
- Fun gift for birthdays, Father's Day & friends
- Printed to order
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Avoid ironing directly over the print.
Shipping & Delivery
Orders are processed within 2–5 business days. US delivery typically takes 5–8 business days after processing.
US shipping is $4.99, free on orders over $75.
Our 30-Day Guarantee
Not happy with your hoodie? Contact us within 30 days and we'll refund you. No return needed.
Ordered the wrong size? Contact us within 30 days and we'll send a replacement.
Email info@georgihouse.com with your order number.
FOLLOW THE WILD. FIND YOUR WAY.
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Keep it looking good
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
Why You'll Love This Design
Our dedication to excellence extends beyond materials; it encompasses the artistry and craftsmanship illustrated in every piece we create.
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I design for the wild at heart…
without ever leaving my couch 🛋️😂
FAQ
What is the return policy?
You have 30 days from your purchase date to request a refund or a size swap. Not happy with your tee? Keep it — no need to send it back — and we'll refund you. Need a different size? We'll ship a replacement, no return required. Just email us at info@georgihouse.com with your order number.
Are any purchases final sale?
No. Every tee comes with our 30-day refund or size-swap guarantee — no exceptions and no need to send anything back.
When will I get my order?
Orders are processed within 2-5 business days. Once shipped, delivery typically takes 5-8 business days within the US. You'll get a shipping confirmation email with tracking as soon as your order is on its way.
Where are your products manufactured?
We use a print-on-demand model, which means each tee is printed and finished close to you — whether that's here in the US or through trusted partners abroad — so you get it faster and we keep waste low. We carefully vet every manufacturing partner for quality and fair labor practices.
How much does shipping cost?
Flat rate shipping within the US is just $4.99 — and it's completely free on orders over $75. You'll always see the exact shipping cost at checkout before you pay.